my new favorite blog!

F*ck You, Penguin!

This particular post is entitled:

"What is this Otter trying to prove?"


(s/he writes) "I'm on to you, otter. You can't speak, so why are you putting your fins up to your mouth as if you want to focus your screaming on someone far away? ANSWER THE QUESTION OTTER! There's only one explanation here. You want my heart to melt into a puddle of water. Well, it's not going to work, otter. So you can go to hell."

OMG! You have to check out her/his daily blog posts. so hilarious! I just copied this particular one here because I LOVE sea otters and the way that they chill all day on their backs, use their fat tummies as tables and sleep with their cutsie little front paws covering their eyes. They really can just melt my heart!!! Her/his moose and furry wombat ones are pretty pee-in-you-pants funny as well. happy reading!